1. Thou shall under no circumstances ever wear the “I’m in Miami Bitch” T-shirt. Strictly enforced with locals.
2. Thou shall not drive overly intoxicated or enibriated. Arrive alive and don’t kill anyone on the way.
3. Thou shall not trade money for rides from friends. Always offer to purchase more alcohol, so everyone wins.
4. Thou shall not buy narcotics from a stranger. A. they might be a cop. B. you might buy fake shit.
5. Thou shall always use discretion in illegal situations. No one likes a heat up. (see sliktionary)
6. Thou shall never hook up with out of town DJs. Hipster Hussies are nasty as hell.
7. Thou shall not invite random friends to an after party. If you do you can bet you wont be invited again.
8. Thou shall always carry sunglasses on you. The night can take you anywhere and lastnights makeup in the am aint cute.
9. Thou shall always have your ID on you. Not getting into a club with your friends cause your dumb ass left it at home is no picnic.
10. Thou shall not pass out in public places. Taking a disco nap at the club is NAGL.
Veronica Gessa::: Entertainment Anthropologist Live Life, Have Adventures, Pull Crazy Shit, GET AWAY WITH IT ALL” 
