1. Thou shall NEVER put out on the first date. Ruins any chance for a second DATE, & you’ll look like a floosy.
2. Thou shall wear a sexy yet sophisticated outfit. Dressed up like a hoe in a nice restaurant …. NAGL.
3. Thou shall not introduce your date to your rental units. Meeting mom & pop is at least 8th date material.
4. Thou shall not order messy or smelly foods at dinner. Onions, alot of Garlic, or Chicken Wings = No Sexy.
5. Thou shall not get too wasted at dinner/ the bar. Boozing it up on date 1 says trainwreck/alcohol problem.
6. Thou shall not mention previous Ex’s/Lovers. Your date wants to get to know you, not your EX.
7. Thou shall always say Please, Thank You & May I. Manners show you are a lady & should be treated like one.
8. Thou shall not pass any bodily gasses including burps. You can kiss any further dates goodbye if you break this one.
9. Thou shall never pay for any portion of the date. If he makes you pay, he has Scrub written all over him.
10. Thou shall always relax, smile, and turn the charm way up. First dates are fun (or should be) have a great time he may just have one too








