Dive Bar Sliktionary

1. Bar Crawl (Verb) Getting so wasted “Bar Hopping” you must crawl to the next and the one after.

2. Eye Fuck (Verb) Shamelessly flirting with a bartender or patron by undressing and fornicating only using your eyes.

3. Newpie (Noun) Newport Cigarette.

4. Smoke Scavenger (Noun) An individual who is always asking you for a cigarette and never has their own.

5. Shorts (Noun) The last 1/4 inch of a cigarette usually asked for by a “smoke scavenger”

6. Guitarded (Adjective) Being so totally retarded wasted that you are playing the air guitar when a good song comes on.

7. Mouth Sex (Verb) Making out very heavily in public to the point of possible dry humping.

8. Tiburon (Noun) A Pool Shark.

9. Bro Rape (Verb) Getting extremely way too friendly with your “Bros” after getting hammered drunk.

10. Unvoluntary Charity Work (Noun) Taking home a fugly ass individual due to “Beer Goggles” and possible ruffies.