Party at Your Place Sliktionary

1. House Wrecker (noun) A house party of epic porportions that belongs in the history books or a John Hughes movie.

2. Hot Tub Cocktail (noun) A hot tub filled tp the brim with hormonal girls and guys and a cherry for the garnish.

3. Keg Olympics (noun) The many timeless sports of drinking from a keg… Beer Pong, Flip Cup, Keg Stands…..

4. GFUR (noun) Oficially  The Get Fucked Up Room, which should be regularly hot boxed and treated as a temple.

5. Key Master (noun) Chosen member of the party who is entrusted with everyones car keys and will deem them safe to drive when they choose to leave.

6. Party Foul (noun) Getting rowdy or clumsy and spilling beer, falling on your face, or burning someone with a cigarette.

7. Foul Detail (noun) Two or more party fouls and you have to clean up while everyone else parties.

8. The Calvary (noun) a person or group who bring reinforcements to the party (more alcohol) when it has suddenly run dry.

9. Road Soda (noun) The Beer you take with you to go get more beer.

10. I Smell Bacon (key term) This means the cops are here and your getting raided. Head to next location.

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