1. Betty Chronic (Noun) A woman who knows her way around the kitchen and can master the art of baking with bud.

2. One Stop Shop (Noun) Your entrepreneur friend who sells just about anything you need.

3. Bible Worksheets (Noun) When all else fails these babies work just as well as rolling papers.

4. Bunk (Noun) Low quality buds filled with seeds and stems.

5. Dutch Master Killer (Noun) The Ultimate blunt roller and smoker. You know one when you see one.

7. Jamaican Astronaut (Noun) Your friend who is always high as a kite.

8. Taco Hell (Noun) Where most stoners and drunks end up at 4 a.m.

9. Hungy Hungry Hippos ( Noun) A pack of ravenous pot heads with the munchies.

10. Ass Weed (Noun) Disgusting smelling weed that you should never blaze. I would rather smoke oregano.

11. St. Mary ( Noun) Our Lady of the church of Kush.

1. Bar Blow (Noun) Drugs you procure at your local dive bar that have been stepped on twice and give you a wicked hangover the next day. No Bueno.

2. Fan Club (Noun) The group of haters who always talk about you, stalk you online, and  have their eyes instantaneously on you when you enter a room. Creeps.

3. Indifference Convention (Noun) When you ask your friends what they feel like doing and everyone collectively shrugs their shoulders and says they don’t care.

4. Far Out Kids (Noun) The kids tripping all week who make no sense and smell like a sewer. It’s Miami Music Week not a Phish Concert.

5. Adam (Noun) Old term for Ecstacy. it’s coming back, so I hear.

6. Drop (Verb) To ingest a drug or supplement.

7. Candy Flip (Verb) Taking Ecstacy and dropping a stamp or two of acid. Similar to Flower Flipping.

8. Shady (Noun) A person or situation of a sketchy or untrustworthy manner. Beware.

9. E Puddle (Adjective) When you’re rolling so hard you melt into a puddle on the floor.

10. Candy Walk (Verb) The dance of the ravers. Also called liquid digits.

11. G’s UP, Hoes DOWN (Verb) When a girl gets dosed with GHB, it’s never a happy ending so be careful ladies.

12. Resident Groupie (Noun) The girl who is down to fuck every half famous DJ that comes into town, I’m sure you know one or two.

13. Wrongamine / Wronged Up (Noun) Street name and reference to Ketamine a popular animal tranquilizer.

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1. The Usual Suspects (Noun) The Same people that usually frequent the same spot. Do they ever leave?

2. Radio Silence (Noun) The quiet at the end of the night when no one can party any harder or have anything else to say.

3. FBI (Noun) The douchebags who wear their iPods to a bar or club. Why not just stay home?

4. Narc ( Noun) You’re annoying friend who tells everyone you’re holding.

5. Disco Lights ( Noun) The flashing lights of a cop car. If you see these ahead chill out and slow down, from behind… your fucked.

6. Walk the Line (Verb) Testing your driving skills before operating your vehicle. Fuck up, call a cab.

7. K-9 Unit (Noun) Pack of beastly ugly girls. Beware!

8. Designated Driver (Noun) The least hammered one of your friends who you trust to drive the rest of your wasted crew home.

9. Mug Shot (Noun) An ugly party photo of you wish no one had ever seen.

10. Party Police (Noun)The  downers at a party who tell you to keep it down and mention how late it’s getting.

1. Do the Damn (Verb) The initiation of smoking weed. “Let’s Do the Damn”

2. Indiana Stoned (Adjective) Being so high you feel like Harrison Ford during his peak.

3. Crack and Sniff (Verb) If you cant try it before you buy it you crack the nug and smell it for yourself.

4. Gonna Go See The Wiz (Verb) Going to the “Emerald City” to see a Wizard who’s going to help you out. Going to buy weed.

5. Barney Bud (Noun) Purple Haze that makes you want to love and hug everyone.

6. Overachiever (Noun) Someone who takes getting fucked up to a professional point.

7. Shit Show (Noun) A completly crazy party out of Animal House or some 80′s flick.

8. Daisy Dukes (Adjective) When a cigarette or Blunt is shorter than shorts.

9. Clip (Noun) The stage inbetween a blunt and a roach.

10. Let’s Get Sheened (VERB) Initiating a good time that will be detrimental to your health and reputation.

1.  Arm Candy (Noun) A smoking hott date that you proudly wear on your arm that may cause heads to turn and eyes to go green.

2.  Ex-Hole (Noun) An ex-boyfriend/girlriend who is a complete asshole. We all have one.

3. The Long Dirty Road (Noun) The one way street to  Breakupville Population : 1

4.  Road Kill (Noun) Your heart after a terrible breakup. Run over and left for dead.

5. False Advertisement (Noun) Taking off a girls bra only to find it was all padding and no boobies. Faked Out.

6. Stage 9 Clinger (Noun) A guy/girl who just wont get the hint and never wants to leave you alone.

7. Shack Pack (Noun) The overnight bag you take to your lovers house.

8. Manicorn (Noun) Mythical creature that embodies everything you could ever want and need.

9. Walk of Shame (Verb) The walk you take to your car/transportation after leaving a lovers house with last nights sex hair.

10. Recycling/Ex-Sex (Verb) Having that good old familiar guilt free sex with an ex lover. Twice

1. House Wrecker (noun) A house party of epic porportions that belongs in the history books or a John Hughes movie.

2. Hot Tub Cocktail (noun) A hot tub filled tp the brim with hormonal girls and guys and a cherry for the garnish.

3. Keg Olympics (noun) The many timeless sports of drinking from a keg… Beer Pong, Flip Cup, Keg Stands…..

4. GFUR (noun) Oficially  The Get Fucked Up Room, which should be regularly hot boxed and treated as a temple.

5. Key Master (noun) Chosen member of the party who is entrusted with everyones car keys and will deem them safe to drive when they choose to leave.

6. Party Foul (noun) Getting rowdy or clumsy and spilling beer, falling on your face, or burning someone with a cigarette.

7. Foul Detail (noun) Two or more party fouls and you have to clean up while everyone else parties.

8. The Calvary (noun) a person or group who bring reinforcements to the party (more alcohol) when it has suddenly run dry.

9. Road Soda (noun) The Beer you take with you to go get more beer.

10. I Smell Bacon (key term) This means the cops are here and your getting raided. Head to next location.

1. Jelly (adjective) Jealous of a love interests new love interest.

2. Cray Cray (noun) Affectionate name for a crazy friend. (adjective) Being insane in an adorable way.

3. Clubbed to Death (adjective) Waking up and not knowing the day, time, or location you are in due to your alcoholic antics.

4. W.A.G.L – (noun) What A Good Look. Opposite of  N.A.G.L .

5. Yeah Buddy – (noun) Expression of excitement or positive reinforcement.

6. Frat Boy Wasted – (adjective) Being so trashed you feel like you just went through a whole week of hazing.

7. Cruella – (noun) A person who never ashes their cigarettes leaving long stems of ash everywhere.

8. Riding Bitch ( verb) Having to sit in the middle of the backseat with a packed car.

9. Up the Ante – (verb) Adding more chips to the table by  taking your inebriation to the next level

10. The ShFunk – (noun) Something of a ridiculously good nature and or potency and possible deliciousness.

11. Frankenstein Blunt – (noun) A hopeless blunt that looks scary but gets you so high you’re running for the hills.

12. Ski Trip – (noun) Going skiing in Miami…. you figure it out.

13. Ticket Master – (noun) The club promoter or party host with all the drink tickets.

1. Bar Crawl (Verb) Getting so wasted “Bar Hopping” you must crawl to the next and the one after.

2. Eye Fuck (Verb) Shamelessly flirting with a bartender or patron by undressing and fornicating only using your eyes.

3. Newpie (Noun) Newport Cigarette.

4. Smoke Scavenger (Noun) An individual who is always asking you for a cigarette and never has their own.

5. Shorts (Noun) The last 1/4 inch of a cigarette usually asked for by a “smoke scavenger”

6. Guitarded (Adjective) Being so totally retarded wasted that you are playing the air guitar when a good song comes on.

7. Mouth Sex (Verb) Making out very heavily in public to the point of possible dry humping.

8. Tiburon (Noun) A Pool Shark.

9. Bro Rape (Verb) Getting extremely way too friendly with your “Bros” after getting hammered drunk.

10. Unvoluntary Charity Work (Noun) Taking home a fugly ass individual due to “Beer Goggles” and possible ruffies.

Peep the Spot

Dosed: (verb) Being given drugs unknowingly.

Hipster Hussy: (noun) A hipster chick that everyone you know has slept with.

Devils Dandruff: (noun) Really great cocaine. Pure Disco Shit.

Flower Flipping: (verb) Taking ecstacy and Mushrooms.

Disco Nap: (noun) resting before going out for a night on the town.

Get stoned, kill a bird: (verb) Killing two birds with one stone.

Breaking Neck: (verb) Checking someone out in a way too obvious way.

Pitching  Tent: (verb) Camping on the blunt or joint.

Space Cakes: (noun) Weed Brownies.

Heat Up: (noun) A person with zero discretion.

Cock Dock: (noun) A loose bitch.

Manther: (noun) A male cougar.

The Pride: (noun) A pack of cougars.

Pookied Out: (adjective) Your body’s reaction to intense partying.

Wastoid: (noun) An Alien from planet F.U.B.A.R (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition)

The Slutt: (noun) A vixx inhaler. ( that bitch gets around)

5htp: (noun) Life Saver for any Pookiehead

Party Favors: (noun) Los Drogas. Mood Enhancing Drugs.

Cuddle Olympics: (verb) Intense Cuddling usually the effect of euphoric pleasure.

Dopetastic: (adjective) Fantastic and dope meaning fucking amazing.

Narsty: (adjective)10 levels above nasty.

NAGL: (adjective) Not a good look.

Nagl w. CreamCheese: (adjective) Not a good look on a cokehead.

Hogartern: (noun) Venue, bar, club full of under aged looking and just of age, obnoxious and extremely slutty girls.

Waste Case: (noun) A person who has no self control and is always intoxicated.

Pookiehead: (noun) The tools at Club Space at 11 am on Sunday Mornings.

Housed: (adjective) Being hammered drunk. Aka “Shit Housed”.

Assshirt: (noun) a shirt long enough to cover your ass but not long enough to be considered a dress.

Fugz: (adjective) Fucking ugly.